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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:29
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
No go.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the key trends in AI search platforms?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts